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Sunday, February 26, 2006
Q:Whats brown and stickey?
A: a stick!
Q: how do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a boogey in it!
Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the BP station!
Q: What did the fish say when when it ran into the wall ?
You might be a redneck if.....
You consider fast food to be hitting a deer at 65 mph
5th grade was the best 6 years of your life
that a bilboard that says " Say No to Crack" reminds you to pull up your jeans
you think Dom Perignon is a mafia leader
you go to your family reunion looking for a date
your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare
your childs first words were "Attention K-Mart shoppers!"
have a bumper sticker that says " My mother's an honor roll student" at the local Junior High
you played banjo in your high school band
you've ever been to a weding reception at the Waffle House
you owe a taxidermist more than your monthly income
you think that anyone with ten fingers and toes is abnormal
you drive across town to see a car wreck
you are expelled from summer school
your favorite t-shirt is declaired offensive in at least 13 states
you think coming from a broken home means your trailer has a flat tire
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